It has finally happened. 2 of the greatest things in the world have combined. OH THE GLORY!
Now, I’m sure you’re wondering: “what stupid thing is xtine ranting about this time?”. Be prepared hater to bite your tongue because it is impossible NOT to get all hot and bothered by what I am about to tell you.
THERE IS GOING TO BE A BEN AND JERRY’S BEER! (let everyone join in and start singing hallelujah with me)
Technically, there already was a BJ Beer last year that tasted like the most amazing limited batch flavor of all time (Salted Caramel Brownie Ale – don’t let the name fool you, twas pure heaven in a pint). But I did not know this and I don’t want to start crying over my laptop thinking about all the delicious beers I missed out on.
This BJ Beer is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ale brought to us by New Belgium. It’s supposed to bring awareness to climate change but I honestly don’t give a fuck about that. All I can think about is ice cream that can get you drunk. Ice cream that you can chug. Ice cream that can make you wake up the next morning with your shoes still on and 97 texts in a row to your ex-boyfriend…
Only buzz kill (literal, buzz kill) is that this amazing concoction doesn’t come out until the Fall. Like what the hell! Summer just started – who would tease someone like this?! Guess I’ll just have to quench by thirst for BJs with actual ice cream (or actual BJs).
If you’re an alcoholic weirdo that’s obsessed with ice cream like me, you can read more about the future Jesus of all beers here